Say it ain’t so, Steve.
You say it’s finally over between the Edmonton Oilers, the Ottawa Senators, and disgruntled hockey star Dany Heatley in working out a deal.
But, Steve, why give up now?
You and Kevin Lowe only paid Heatley a visit at his summer home once in Kelowna to convince him to play for the copper and blue. That wasn’t so successful.
Your rich boss paid cash to send someone to his summer home a few weeks later to deliver him a special video package of how great the Oilers really are.
Now all of a sudden you announce your decision to throw in the towel yesterday.
Why not keep trying? Why not send some Edmonton women his way? You know — those women that you see along 118 Avenue.
Your boss has a lot of cash. Why not send a Hummer or a high priced vehicle his way?
Heck. Why not put on a French maid dress and clean up his summer home? That right there would convince him to come to Edmonton.
Give me a break.
Trying to swing a trade for a guy who wants out of his town because he doesn’t like his ice-time is one thing. Trying to play desperate to get him is another.
Meanwhile, the only thing that has been upgraded with this team is your coaching staff and your goaltending situation so far this off-season. Kudos to you on that.
While you were begging, you and your crew lost one of your only two players who was over 50 per cent on the faceoff circle in Kyle Brodziak. Then you lost Ales Kotalik to the Rangers.
The offence really didn’t upgrade, in fact, it's a step backwards. Don't forget, this is the same team that has missed the playoffs three years in a row and it's the same offence that produced little on the faceoff circle, which led to an atrocious powerplay and penalty kill last season.
We also remember that "culture change" speech the day you announced Craig MacTavish was no longer head coach for the copper and blue. What you have done so far this summer isn't much of a culture change when it comes to your offence.
Now, here we are in August — the peak when it comes to the dog days of summer. You more than likely don’t want to be by your phone. You probably want to hang out in your summer cottage somewhere, like everyone else does in the league.
Enjoy your summer, Steve. Relax and take it easy.
After all, your going to need it come October, or later in the year when the Oilers miss another round of playoffs.